[Randy Orton]

Runescape has a conspiracy against me
In PvP when I kill my targets (Which I always do because I am the best in the world), I get a piece of shet empty vial. When they kill me, I lose everything. Jagex needs to get this sorted!!!!!!!!!!
Aswell as that, I am the only honourable person on the planet. No one will fight me and those that do, end up running away like cowards. Not like me, I am an honest man. A great man. No one here will fight me, will you? I don't it, no one will fight. Only I will. I am level 33, if you want to 'wow' me and prove there are other honourable people on this planet.
Now, how do I complain to runescape? I tried making a forum, but they only accept members. Hmmm, all hail the Nazi Jagex. No freedom of speech, no complaints? Its not allowed is it? No? What, we must obey our masters Jagex?
I have just lost everything from a nooby nerdy snivelling clan. no one will fight me one on one. I am an honest man. A great man.
I am greatness.

[Anfanger]

I bow down to your awesomeness!!! This has got to be on of the best complaints in my life!!!

When you pk people, what's your EP and what's your opponent wearing when you kill them with your honorableness. That could be why you get crappy drops.

[Cruzer]

They should make it so that when you engage in a fight, you can;t move. That way, it's a fight to the finish. No runners. And anyone without 3 items worn and risking 25k won't be able to fight. That'll teach the looters and stupid people that say you safe.

[windspirit80]

Hasn't he made another thread about this?
I swore I commented on his old one.

[neenja27]

well wat do u need help with

[The Mighty Derp]

Hello, Sir. Orton, my majesty. how are you this fine day?

I'm sorry for necroposting, but I love following the best PKer around. Wanna fight my lvl 3 pure? You'd probably win because you're the best.

[Stalin]

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[The Mighty Derp]

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[Phillie]

Originally Posted by Randy Orton

Runescape has a conspiracy against me
In PvP when I kill my targets (Which I always do because I am the best in the world), I get a piece of shet empty vial. When they kill me, I lose everything. Jagex needs to get this sorted!!!!!!!!!!
Aswell as that, I am the only honourable person on the planet. No one will fight me and those that do, end up running away like cowards. Not like me, I am an honest man. A great man. No one here will fight me, will you? I don't it, no one will fight. Only I will. I am level 33, if you want to 'wow' me and prove there are other honourable people on this planet.
Now, how do I complain to runescape? I tried making a forum, but they only accept members. Hmmm, all hail the Nazi Jagex. No freedom of speech, no complaints? Its not allowed is it? No? What, we must obey our masters Jagex?
I have just lost everything from a nooby nerdy snivelling clan. no one will fight me one on one. I am an honest man. A great man.
I am greatness.

You are an hero. I bow down to you.

But srsly, weather your the most honorable man in the world, or some 13 year old who spends his days in his mothers basement, Jagex wont change PVP. Its fair as it is. Just get those levels higher and you'll soon be making loads of profit. In fact if you achieve 12 million total experience points then Jagex will let you on the forums, even if you're f2p.

[The Mighty Derp]

Originally Posted by Phillie

You are an hero. I bow down to you.

But srsly, weather your the most honorable man in the world, or some 13 year old who spends his days in his mothers basement, Jagex wont change PVP. Its fair as it is. Just get those levels higher and you'll soon be making loads of profit. In fact if you achieve 12 million total experience points then Jagex will let you on the forums, even if you're f2p.

Hmmm, 12 million is a lot.

Not really little Randy! You can achieve 12 million EXP in a matter of weeks!
When you are finally able to go on the forums, you can post there, get more respect and you can rage more!